SARS With Fresh And Succulent Bodies – You Can Be More
The other day, I was scrolling through my Twitter timeline, searching for funny tweets that would make me laugh to stupor. As God would have it, I accidentally stumbled on a blog idea.
You know that moment, when you see a video or a savage reply on Twitter and you can’t help but read it over and over, then you even screengrab it? That was how it felt that day.
A beautiful Twitter user wanted to share her concerns about her reduced “boyfriend salary”. Her “Money Farm” was probably experiencing famine and she had no choice than to blame it on the trending SARS brouhaha (in Senator Patrick’s voice).
The tweet not only made me laugh that day, I had to save it and I still look at it up to this moment.
The money we are suppose to be collecting from our boyfriends they are the one collecting it. Pls #EndSARS.
Another Twitter user who wasn’t having it that day, Mazi Olisaemeka, replied her with a really hilarious but true statement;
Must y’all even collect money from us? Y’all are just SARS with fresh and succulent bodies.
Maybe, just maybe Mr Mazi just got swindled by one “SARS” with a hot body and this was the right time to transfer aggression, he really hit the nail on the head.
Well, as I mentioned earlier, the tweet did not just make me laugh, it got me thinking about how ladies collect money from guys unjustly as if their father sponsored the boyfriend in school.
Even if their dad trained the dude through school, Nigerian ladies still overdo it. If you’re a part of Joro Nation on Instagram, you’d know exactly what I mean.
A few days ago, I visited the Love Doctor’s page on Instagram and one particular post blew my mind. This lady needed advice from Joro Nation about one big fish she just caught.
Apparently, the dude likes her and she has noticed some of his assets. She wanted to ask him for money and what she had in mind was 1.5M. You can read the post here.
This is just one of the numerous incredible content you find on social media platforms. Asides what we read, what we hear from a lot of ladies is simply amazing. They just simply justify the actions of our elders who don’t believe in educating female children.
Don’t get me wrong, giving should not be a problem when you love someone. The real problem is when you turn collecting money from a guy to collecting salary.
What happened to being a boss lady? What happened to getting a job or being an entrepreneur? What happened to paying your own bills and living independently?
In fact, let’s not go too far, what happened to collecting money from your folks? I mean, they are your parents, so it’s more like an obligation to them.
I would not totally blame our ladies though. The men in our society love to carry “extra wives” or better still “assistant wives”, and they are willing to pay a fortune to get the cookie.
When I asked this question, “what happened to getting a job or being an entrepreneur”, the side chick business is not what I meant. It’s so sad that our young ladies have turned this into a venture and unsurprisingly, their business is booming. It’s even booming more than lots of decent businesses lately.
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We all have different definitions of a “Sexy Woman” but mine is quite different. A sexy woman to me should have brains, should not be idle and should have a legit and authentic job, not a job that attracts all shades of curses.
Asides that title, I actually prefer “Influential Woman“. The most respected women on earth are not called “Sexy” or “Hot“, they are called “Influential“. The Royal Princesses in England will never be caught dressed as a hoe, even for Halloween.
The same thing goes for FLOTUS (First Lady Of The United State), Melania Trump had to pocket the sexy model in her when she became the first lady of the most respected country in the world.
Let’s not get too serious though. You can choose to be a hot sauce as a lady and also have something great going on for yourself. You just have to balance your “Slay” life well with a “Purpose-filled” one. There are various female celebrities that do this well.
Also, asking Bae for some money isn’t a bad idea, but making it mandatory is.
The main point here is to have a purpose as a lady and run with a “Realistic” dream. Don’t be that lady that becomes broke when her man gets caught by SARS.
In other news, I really hope you enjoy your weekend just as we plan on enjoying ours at Aggital. Although we don’t have the weekend all to ourselves, we plan on savouring the few hours we got.